A whole new world of automobiles.

• FORD ESCAPE
  
• VW GOLF & VW JETTA


• POPE MOBILE

FORD ESCAPE

This exquisite vehicle is made to make mankind lazy. Its efficiency is so flawless, you can sleep drive from Windsor to Ottawa with just one tank of gas. Brakes are so reactive and strong, it can make your baby belch at the most awkward times. Its so quiet, deers can't detect its proximity but can pick up the drop of an apple a kilometre away. In a head to head contest with the King of Mexican bulls "Dodge", ...actually there was a tie though.

VW GOLF & VW JETTA

I personnaly call this one The Pony without a tail. Its an incy wincy teeny result of little piece of metals stuck togeter to produce such an artefact small enough to fit into any rat hole. Its sleeky, fast, easy on the eye, comfortable - even to the most naive driver on earth; don't get scared even if you are the most naive, the car almost drives itself. The only disdvantage about the car is that it is never bought, it is always stolen. But i bet you, it is the most meaningful illegal deal you will ever make in your life. Go for it!

POPE MOBILE

You might be wandering what this recent invention is all about. Created recently and exhibited...also recently, it has proved to be the most quiet car. Despite the fact that it is permenent convertible (open-roof), you seem to be totally deaf to what happens outside the perimeter of this special vehicle. The picture was taken from an incident (which would have been an accident if not properly taken care of) that happened recently too. The gist goes thus: The Pope was in his Pope Mobile - open-roof as you can see. There was this guy that approached the Pope agressively for a very silly reason. He had chocolate on his hands and wanted to smear it all over the Pope.................................................... Now ain't that silly? He got so close, I don't seem to understand why the Pope has Swiss Guards if such a normal man could get so close unarmed. Rather...armed with chocolate. All these happened and the Pope didnt seem to notice. From research made by the host of the show after The Daily Show, the reason of the Pope not noticing was the fact that the car is hybrid. The front tyres move by Faith and the rear move by the Grace of God. Guess the insurance that came with is so much, it can serve as an assurance. This is another good buy. Its not that fast but its VERY conservative.