Ways To Exit A Page

Have you ever read a boring article and got really fed up you cannot find your mouse to close the page?

Have you ever been chatting with a friend through an instant messaging client and s/he starts spamming you sporadically with swear words? You just want to shut her/him up right?

Or for the sex deprived teenagers...& married couples, have you ever been watching pornography on your desktop computer and your father/mother/spouse abruptly walks in? BUSTED!

In this post, I talk about the different ways to exit a page.

First of all, you have to identify the operating system on your computer. Windows, Mac or Linux

Hint: If you do not know which operating system you are using, you are probably using Windows or some distribution of Linux unknown to mankind. If you do not know what an operating system is or someone had to help you to get to this site or s/he gave you a link and said, "Click it! That's all you have to do." You are definitely using Windows. If you had to comfigure, takedown, reprogram and reconfgure your machine to reach this site, you are probably on a Linux distribution. The particular one, you have to find out. If your mouse or trackpad (the mouse thingy that sits on your laptop) has only one button, most times, that's a Mac.

Now we have figured out what operating system we are using, skim through the post. Every operating system has a section which is highlighted.

Windows

1. Ctrl+W. Hold down Control and press W. This closes the window.

2. Alt+F4. Hold down Alt and press F4. This quits the application.

3. Move the mouse pointer along the tab. Find the 'X' and CLICK IT!

4. On the top right corner of the window, weighing 3.14 pounds, we have...the Red X. CLICK IT!

5. On the Menu bar, choose File->Quit (0r File->Close).

5. On the Taskbar, right-click on the window reference and choose close.

Linux

Now the techniques in this section apply to all distributions of linux.

1. Ctrl+W. Hold down Control and press W. This closes the window.

2. Ctrl+F4. Hold down Control and press F4. This quits the application.

3. Open the Terminal (Command Line Interface), type "killall {application name}". Where {application name} is to be replaced with the application name you want to quit.

4. On the Menu bar, choose File->Quit (or File->Close).

5. Ctrl+Alt+{Direction}. Hold the Control button, Alt and press any key on the direction pad. This does not close any page or application but it quickly switches desk-spaces.

Mac

"With one button, how can this machine perform many functions?"

1. Command+W. Hold Command and press W. This closes the window.

2. Command+Q. Hold Command and press Q. This quits the application.

3. Alt+Command+Esc. Hold alt (option) and Command and press Escape. This opens the Force Quit option. You then select the application you cant to quit.

4. Command+{Direction}. Hold the Command button and press any direction button on the direction pad. This does not close any page or application but it quickly switches desk-spaces using Éxpose.

5. On the top left corner, click the red circle.

Now for the ultimate technique for closing annoying pages.

• locate your power button,
• place your finger on it,
• look away,
• push down,
• wait for about 5-6 seconds,
• lift your finger,
• look back at your computer,
• remove your finger from the location of your power button.

Return of The Lost Soul

Ok. I have been out for while. Now I am back to continue the blog. 

This blog was started during my first computer class in 2007. Taught by Ms. Chow. Every post up till "It's ben a while" was done for the computer class. The blogging system was used to grade us during the course. Goodness knows why. That was the very first time I took a course in anything Computer - Progamming related. HTML and CSS it was.

Now I take lots of them because it is my major. I will be posting about each of them. I would specifiy the course the post is about in the first line or paragraph.

A list of the programming courses I am/have taken are:

1. Introduction to Programming APS105 (Finished)
2. Digital Logic (Finished)
3. Programming Fundamentals (Finished)
4. Engineering Communications and Design (Current)
5. Computer Organisation (Current)

A BRIEF EXPLANATION OF PROGRAMMING COURSES

Introduction to Programming APS105: This course was for beginners to software programming. The language used was C++. The course taught procedural programming, flow control, file I/O and dynamic memory. The project done after acquiring all the skills the course has to offer was a picture negating tool.

Digital Logic: This course served was for beginners to hardware programming. The language used was Verilog and the main IDE used was Quartus. The circuits were run on a DE1/2 board provided by Altera (Terasic Technologies). Students ere asked to come up with their end projects. I tried doing a Voice Recognizer but that didn't work out.

Programming Fundamentals: Another C++ course. It was a continuation of "Introduction to Programming". It taught Object-Oriented programming and its principles. The end project was a record database library that could handle any record class which was derived from the base class.

Engineering Communications and Design: This cause s meant to teach the ethics of software development. It is in C. The project for this course was introduced on the first day. We had to develop a storage server all course long.

Computer Organization: An interesting course. Assembly programming on the NIOS II System. The programming done here is highly procedural. We get to access raw registers, memory and I/O devices. Students are asked to come up with a final project. I haven't thought of any yet.

As time goes on, I would keep you updates on the ongoing courses and if I remember anything about a former course I wish to share, I would post it. This blog is originally meant to record most things that happen in my programming classes but feel free to draw inspiration from it and contact m eif you have any questions.

It's been a while...

Going through this blog after a year without visit makes it seem like a found lost item. It hadn't been touched, lots of sight seeing, nothing more reviving than a retouch.

Iterating through the posts -- which have been constant expressions to those reading the blog per visit -- I realize how madness can come close to those seeking the unseen within the mysteries of the deep due to a challenge in height unto enlightenment levels. A graceful cruise piloted by madness into nothingness ain't less serious than a mere jest. Nonetheless, after time's test and lessons, the now proportionality in length compared with what I thought was mundane explain stupidity of the youth in a clearer paradigm. Hoping it is the clearest, I am brought to a state of disappointment in the present.

Clasping nothingness with such fervency indeed gets me thinking deep into the physics of the human psychology. How a small can grow into a big, a thin into a fat, a stupid into a smart, a lame into a wise, a weak into a strong, a narrow minded burgeoning into fountain of knowledge...this can go on for eternity upon day yet day holds no answer to its happenings. At power of human psycho-physics, instincts rule logistics because only through the mind can doings of a like kind be fathomed. The ratiocinative initiative of logistics may pay off when piecing together puzzles. What happens when it's a puzzle without pieces?

This is thrown out to the world to ponder on: If the process that leads the dumb to intelligence is learning, if the process that leads the weak to strong is rhythmic workouts, if the process that leads the young to old is aging, what leads nothingness to materialization? I am now. He was then. We are me. It is you.

When I'm Gone...

Coming to the end of this course that almost pushed me to my knees, I feel it gave me an Upgrade, you too. Though She ain't got no money in the bank, I had to Lean Back and allow her give me her Candy Shop treat. I never found my self Patiently Waiting because it was more of welcoming a King Back. Through its trials and that of Many Men, "What you know about that?" becomes a shibboleth. You are beautiful, I must confess; godess of enlightenement. Though I am a Smooth Criminal, together, I'm seen as the world's Hero. Yeah, that's How we do. I'm sure if you were a White Girl we would be sharing One Blood on the Streets. You might call it Puppy Love but...Hmm Hmm, I reserve my comments.

Don't worry Queen of my Heart. When I'm gone, know that I'm out to Change the world. Remember you are Always on my mind and one day we will be Home together. Free from the troublesome cold The Rain comes with. Keep holding on. As long as you love me, The call won't take long to hit the phone. I'll be Gone till November but don't see me as a Runaway Love, I'm only out there to grow into a Money Maker. It's a Hard-knock Life and there's One more road to cross for me. Probably more than 1, who knows, Imagine that! I know I'm bad but The way you make me feel, I Could't say no. I know it's hard but I have to do it, and its killing me. There's never a right time to Say Goodbye.

To every other, nothing much to say. Keep your Head and continue to Hustle Hard because In the end, The process will lead to a Celebration in your heart with much more greater fun than you can imagine.

Peace.

Exams Over!

Finally, these exams have come to an end. And guess what? I think the person that set the seats for the computer finals really really wanted me to fail. Want to know why?

• I was the only computer student sitting as a pair with a biology student.
• I was in front of the hall. I hate being in front.
• The worst fo all: The seat mate I was given. Even Aristotle himself will feel dumb.

Oh well...it's over, IT'S OVER!!!

Finals...

GOSH!! Am I scared!!! The course as been so hard where Chow has called it easy. Now the final approaches. Only God holds our fate. Cold chills run down my spine when I think of the fact that I would be sitting for an exam set so hard & one that will be marked so strict that even the Gates won't be able to open up to it.

But.... There's another side to it. I'll no longer be tormented by the menace of the course. No more tests, quizes, creating websites and programming for marks.............phew!!! Such a relief. Who wants to join me? Let's pop some champagne after this finals and make our lives a living paradise.

A whole new world of automobiles.

• FORD ESCAPE
  
• VW GOLF & VW JETTA


• POPE MOBILE

FORD ESCAPE

This exquisite vehicle is made to make mankind lazy. Its efficiency is so flawless, you can sleep drive from Windsor to Ottawa with just one tank of gas. Brakes are so reactive and strong, it can make your baby belch at the most awkward times. Its so quiet, deers can't detect its proximity but can pick up the drop of an apple a kilometre away. In a head to head contest with the King of Mexican bulls "Dodge", ...actually there was a tie though.

VW GOLF & VW JETTA

I personnaly call this one The Pony without a tail. Its an incy wincy teeny result of little piece of metals stuck togeter to produce such an artefact small enough to fit into any rat hole. Its sleeky, fast, easy on the eye, comfortable - even to the most naive driver on earth; don't get scared even if you are the most naive, the car almost drives itself. The only disdvantage about the car is that it is never bought, it is always stolen. But i bet you, it is the most meaningful illegal deal you will ever make in your life. Go for it!

POPE MOBILE

You might be wandering what this recent invention is all about. Created recently and exhibited...also recently, it has proved to be the most quiet car. Despite the fact that it is permenent convertible (open-roof), you seem to be totally deaf to what happens outside the perimeter of this special vehicle. The picture was taken from an incident (which would have been an accident if not properly taken care of) that happened recently too. The gist goes thus: The Pope was in his Pope Mobile - open-roof as you can see. There was this guy that approached the Pope agressively for a very silly reason. He had chocolate on his hands and wanted to smear it all over the Pope.................................................... Now ain't that silly? He got so close, I don't seem to understand why the Pope has Swiss Guards if such a normal man could get so close unarmed. Rather...armed with chocolate. All these happened and the Pope didnt seem to notice. From research made by the host of the show after The Daily Show, the reason of the Pope not noticing was the fact that the car is hybrid. The front tyres move by Faith and the rear move by the Grace of God. Guess the insurance that came with is so much, it can serve as an assurance. This is another good buy. Its not that fast but its VERY conservative.